MSTR Cat
MSTR Cat

MSTR Cat

The guardian of the treasury

For ten thousand years, cats have guarded the stores. Now one guards the greatest treasury of the age.

A Solana cat · Coming soon to StonkFun

Stand watch

I · The granary

The rats never left.

When humans first stored their wealth, the rats came for it, and the cats stood guard. The rats never left; today they're called debasement. One man built the largest bitcoin treasury on earth. Every great treasury needs a guardian at the door.

  1. GrainThe first store of value. Where wealth was kept, the cats came to keep it.
  2. The ratsThey eat the stores in the dark. Today they wear a new name: debasement.
  3. The sealed granaryBitcoin: a fixed supply no one can print.
  4. The guardianThe largest corporate bitcoin treasury on earth, and a cat at its door.
A pale, smoke-wreathed Maine Coon with glowing red eyes, sitting watch

II · The breed

Built for winter.

A Maine Coon: descended from ship's cats, built for winter, the biggest of them all. Mister today.

  • A ship's catBy legend, carried to New England to guard the cargo. A working cat that keeps the treasure on long voyages.
  • Built for winterA thick, water-shedding coat for brutal northern cold. The cold always comes. The job is to stand watch through it.
  • Biggest, gentlyThe largest house cat. A gentle giant: it patrols, it doesn't roar.

Maine Coon · MSTR Cat

A long-haired Maine Coon in profile, a single red eye glinting in the dark

III · The catch

The catch comes home.

A good working cat brings the catch back to the household. 3% of every trade is gathered and paid out to holders.

3%of every trade, paid to holders
Solanathe chain it walks
StonkFunwhere it launches

Coming soon. Details on launch day, here and on our socials.

A pale Maine Coon made of drifting smoke, facing forward with glowing red eyes
A dark Maine Coon in shadow, two red eyes watching

IV · The watch

The cat is patient.